Sex can be passionate, tender, loving and exciting. But can sex be funny? The answer is a definite "yes." Laughing with the one you love makes the whole experience better, memorable and multidimensional. Plus laughter is, you know, the best medicine, and it gets all those endorphins firing and turns up the amount of serotonin in your system, both of which are known to boost mood. And just think what that will do for the activity at hand. So share these funny takes on sex from some of the best comics of all time with the one you're with for a rollicking good time.
"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither."
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
"'Hey you wanna have sex and get married? Ok then… ' that works every time!"
"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex."
"Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good."
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
"Sex is an emotion in motion."
"A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after."
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
"I remember the first time I had sex. I kept the receipt."
"It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any."
Helen Gurley Brown
"Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere."
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
"Physics is like sex: Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it."
"I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar."
Geroge Bernard Shaw
"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire."
"She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go."